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my family wants me to try out for american idol bc ema a nd cara are and each trying-out person is allowed to have one person w them and if i try out ms julie can come?? or. something. im already going w them anyway so?? idk.

hey if anyone lives in / near san antonio hit me up im gonna be there in about two weeks we can meet up or somethin \m/

thebattlefrontier:

what was gamefreak thinking when they made this sprite

how ya doin lil mama lemme whisper in ur ear

i feel cute 9u9

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the altador cup cames are hell to play on this laptop they start out fine but halfway through everything comes to a screeching halt and it starts lagging going practically negative miles an hour its so slow and i have to either restart my browser or suck the rest of the game O__O

NEOPETS. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME NEOPETS I JUST WANT TO SCORE POINTS FOR MY TEAM. WHY ISNT THERE A LOW-QUALITY VERSION OF YOOYUBALL

i just traded for the coolest (and also possibly the most detested) pet ever 

I JSUT GOT MY HAIR CUT ITS SO SHORT IM SO HAPPY!!!! :-3

pooglesandprejudice:

but where is your hand touching

i cant stop listening to Under The Booty