*note that i have never been so much as tipsy in my entire life so feel free to throw rocks at me for roxys speaking voice if you wish u_u

anyway this lil track right here is popUUlar! calliopes speaking parts + the fantastical album art were both done by the lovely louie :3

lyrics!

whenever i seee someone
less fortunate than i
and lets face it - who isnt
less fortunate than i
my tender heart
tends to start 2 bleed

and since you want a makeover
i simply haff to takeover
i know i know
exactly what u need

and even in your case
—though you were fien before dont make that face!
dont worry - im detemined to succeed
follow my lead
and yes indeed
you will be

popular
ur gonna be popular
ill teach u the proper codes
well be hacking loads
of im. like. portant files and junk
ill show you what shoes to wear
no you dont need hair!
ill show you what really counts

to be popular
ill help you be popular
youll hang with the right old gents
(as youd say ms fancipants c;)
so lets start
cause ive got an awful long way to go

dont be offended by my frank analysis
think of it as personnality dialyssis
now that ur here and i can be a pal
a sister and adviser
theres nobody wiser

not when it comes to popular
i know about popular
and with an assist from me
to be who you can be
instead of mopey who you were
(well are??)
theres nothin that can stop you
from becoming populer
*lar

la la la la
were gonna make you
pop u lar!

when i see depressing creatures
down on themselves bout their features
i remind them on their own behalf
2 think its
whats on the inside that counts
although your outsides just as lovely
you just need confidence
and smize???/ (whatever that means)

you can be popular! yep
its all about popular
its not the way ur viewed
its your aptitude
so its not that hard to be
very very popular
like me

why miss calliope look how beautiple u are!

i- i have to go.

ur WECOLEM.. :(

and though you protest
your disintereste
i know clandestinely
your gonna grin and bear it
your new found popularity!

la la la la

youll be popular
just not quite as popular
as
meee